Parakewl

"No...it can't end like this. No matter what happens, i have to get to the top of the tower. For me, rather than trash like you, far more important things are hanging on the line! No matter what...I can't stop. Somone..please...Someone Please Save Me! YOU TRASH!"

Parakewl (파라큘) is a rather unintelligent and useless Regular. He got through most of the Second Floor and was assigned the Spear Bearer position. He was put on Team B in the Hide-and-Seek Test, and came up with a ridiculous plan called "Spear Bearer Revolution", which essentially involved everyone sacrificing themselves so that he could get the best score. When Androssi took over, he traveled with Hatsu and Mauchi. He complained about how his plan was "better" than Androssi's, but Hatsu hit him for it. When Hatsu was attacked by Quant, he came up with a plan to run off intead of backing him up, which they promptly did. He said he also had a plan which would get them out of being beat up for ditching Hatsu. He heroically captured Serena Rinnen and Shopin, then teamed up with Lebin to use the prisoners as bait to capture Quant. When he noticed Ho, he used the situation to take a shot at Quant, and when he missed told Ho to use Rachel as a hostage so his team could take out Quant. However, when Baam arrived, his whole group was easily defeated by Quant.

Parakewl almost ruined the Submerged Fish Test by attacking the thieves too early, and had to be bailed out by Rak.

As a character Parakewl serves as something of a foil for the other regulars in the story. He has absolutely none of the traits that one would expect from a character in the protagonist group. He is cowardly, not particulary smart, rather weak, and very cold hearted. He also is not good looking by human standards and has been called a zombie for his green skin and boney physique (so he doesnt get off as some cruel characters would because of his looks). At the same time he is riduclouly vain and arrogant and for god knows what reason truly believes he is better then everyone else, deridingly calling all others trash to their faces. He is good at using situations to his advantage, however, and is capable of throwing a spear quite well. When the main group left the floor of test he managed to get them to take him with them.

In part 2, it appears he has settled into the role of Rak's bumbling sidekick.

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(Found on author’s blog and translated by Greenanatoly Edited by Kroll Source Here and Here)

Alternate Translations

 * (Korean pronunciation) Pah-rah-kyool
 * (SIU's English) Parakkiul

Parakewl