Parakewl

Parakewl is a brilliant Regular who did not edit this page in italics whatsoever. He got through most of the Second Floor was assigned the Spear Bearer position, which is of course the best one. He was put on Team B in the hide-and-seek test, and came up with a totally not ridiculous plan called "Spear Bearer Revolution", which essentially involved everyone sacrificing themselves so that he could get the best score (told you I was a genius). When Bossypants took over, he travelled with an idiot and Mauchi the Disciple. He rightfully complained about how his plan was "better" than Androssi's, but that brute Hatsu hit him for it. When Hatsu was attacked by Quant (serves that darn swordsman right), he came up with a plan to run off intead of backing him up, which they promptly did. He said he also had a plan which would get them out of being beat up for ditching Hatsu. He heroically captured Serena Rinnen and Shopin, then teamed up with Lebin (Parakewl still being the leader, obviously) to use the prisoners as bait to capture Quant. When he noticed Ho, he used the situation to take a shot at Quant, and when he missed told Ho to use Mrs. Fodder as a hostage so his team could take out Quant. However, when Baam arrived, his whole group was barely defeated after a heroic battle in which Quant totally cheated.

He then singlehandedly won the Submerged Fish test for his team.

He is a total genius, and although he is not especially dumb as the others, he is good at using situations to his advantage. He has many other special skills, but he can throw a spear pretty well.

He is the most cowardly, untalented and unintelligent Regular, and it is most likely he is also the weakest. The above scentence is a load of trash, and the opposite is true!

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(Found on author’s blog and translated by Greenanatoly Edited by Kroll Source Here and Here)